GRRR!!! I knew it! Look at the times!!! points in anger
WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME!! GRRRR! 
:sure: 
and i have a whole bunch more: who played for both england and france on the same afternoon in the wembly stadium?
the ref? 
The opening band/singer thingy?
:party: WE HAVE A WINNER! :party:
(the ref doesn’t play ;))
Yay! :party: lol
You go ahead though, it’s 2:18am here and I don’t know any by heart and I’m too tired to look for some :beam:
I’m off to bed even. G’night 
Sure thing cheif!
What can you find at the centre of paris that can’t be found in London or Milan?
The Eiffel Tower? :lol:
Now I’m really going.
The letter ‘r’?
jtnw
:party: We have a winner! :party:
welcome to the boards!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
lol, I only knew the first part of that…never knew there was an actual answer
arrite people heres another
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a
third of them, how many are left?
None, coz he’ll startle all of them which 'll cause them all to fly away :beam:
What if the crows are stapled to the fence?
Who in the right mind would staples crows to a fence :huh:
the farmer would have to if he was planning on shooting a third of them.
oh, and if a wood chuck could chuck, a wood chuck would chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
I love statistical ones:
You have four cards - two red and two black. You mix them and draw two cards at random. What is the statistical likelihood that the cards are the same color?
Edit: Same color in this regard means either both black or both red. Ignore suits.
1/12th i guess…
2/5ths?
jtnw
