Churchill.com

This is what I’ve just been handed by the Design Studio, who make all our brochures…

I cannot work under these conditions. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh dear :P:P

lmfao… that is hilarious! :thumb:

they actually pay these people? :wink:

They pay these people, and they pay them more than me! :angry:

You see what I have to put up with sometimes? :stuck_out_tongue: I specifically said - “no gradient fills, no big circles and no dynamic drop down menus”. What does he do?!?

Aieeeeee!

In fact, here’s another one they’ve sent me.

To coin John McEnroe - You cannot be serious!

it’s just… hideous…

truly hideous… :sigh:

Hahaha the dog is getting bigger! Soon it’ll just be a page with the huge dog on it.

I laugh because its funny

  • Soul :s:

The dog is slowly taking over.

Sometimes, I despair, I really do… :slight_smile:

but… but kit! he’s your ‘nodding, talking, singing dog’ - how can you say such terrible things! :stuck_out_tongue:

It must die, I alone am best. :evil:

Once you start working here, you too will see my point of view… :stuck_out_tongue:

A small lesson in web design, just slip this on their desk when they’re not looking Kit… :bad:

  • Soul :s:

ahh… the tact of the boy :wink:

I try :smirk:

Kit -

My deepest sympathies - this is awful! Did they undergo training to produce such cr@p or do they just practice hard?

Go home, Kit; now and mock-up a new layout and demonstrate the error of their ways.

What a pile of poo.

*Originally posted by Cello *
**What a pile of poo. **

Nicely put :stuck_out_tongue:

Soul - That’s brilliant. :love: That is going straight on my managers’ desk… :evil:

Cello - These are the guys who design all the printed material, so they’re trained designers. Just not for the web. :sure:

My boss just laughed at them. :stuck_out_tongue:

Why they designing the site then?

*Originally posted by Cello *
**What a pile of poo. **
that gives me an idea for a thread…

*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
**that gives me an idea for a thread… **
Ewww :stuck_out_tongue:

*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
**that gives me an idea for a thread… **

Oh no, may your Lord(ess) save us all… :wink: