Dad's Website like Mine

Alright. I’m annoyed.

My dad comes into my room today, and asks for a site that has got to be real secret until release. He then says one of the pages he wants, and he sorta stops there, and falls asleep on my bed, instead of continuing to help.

After I sit there on my computer for forever, I ask him to wake up, and he tells me that he wants my site.

He says he just wants me to give him my site.

So, I’m like, no way. That mine. I made it for myself, not for some corporate site. (Mind you, this site is not the current one, but one that is about to go live.)

So, he kinda gets mad at me, and tells me, “Did you know imitation is the greatest form of flattery?”

I’m like, “Well, that doesn’t apply on the web. You can’t just copy somebody’s site; that’s called ripping.” Obviously he didn’t understand, because he kept on trying to get me to give him my site.

Well, then I called my mom to get her to yell at him for playing fowl. Sadly, she was getting onto the highway, and didn’t think she could hold the phone while she did it.

Now I’m waiting for my mom to get home to stop my dad from being stupid.

What should I say?