Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes

Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes: Many of you have wondered why a
computer crashes. It is usually very technical but maybe this will
help.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and
the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the
access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index
doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna
crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your
mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another
protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons
in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I’m a
poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!