Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100%?

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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

     What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

       Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bull**** will take you over the top.

But look how far *** kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

Rev

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hahah, when i read the title before clicking the thread i was thinking “people who say they’re giving more than 100% are full of s h i t.”

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only you pinx

Rev

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hm…interesting find…

bubbles fake pipe

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*Originally posted by reverendflash *
**only you pinx

Rev **

it is so true though. admit it.:stuck_out_tongue:

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I thought the thread was going to be the same as pinx thought it was going to be. I’m so bored at work.

[r]Time to find someone to ban :evil:[/r]

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a friend from hawaii sent this to me.

and he is far from an over-acheiver, so I read it just fine…

could be the peroxide taking it’s effects…

:beam:

Rev

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*Originally posted by telekinesis *
**I thought the thread was going to be the same as pinx thought it was going to be. I’m so bored at work.

[r]Time to find someone to ban :evil:[/r] **

oooo oooo oooo

Pick me! pick meeeeee!

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*Originally posted by telekinesis *
**I thought the thread was going to be the same as pinx thought it was going to be. I’m so bored at work.

[r]Time to find someone to ban :evil:[/r] **

dude i am so bored. the courier was supposed bring me copy changes from the omaha office (i work in the lincoln office, 50 miles away) almost one and a half hours ago. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO, NOTHING!!!

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*Originally posted by fester8542 *
**oooo oooo oooo

Pick me! pick meeeeee! **

no, we just change your style to pink

Rev

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ya I know rev…

I would prefer the ban dude :beam:

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gotta know how to motivate…

:beam:

Rev

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That is great Rev, thanks for the laugh :slight_smile:

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Rev,

Since you seem to be on a Hawaii thing here’s a joke from a while back:

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read “$10,000 a minute.”

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The Pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Atlanta, Greensboro, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Hawaii. Upon entering a church in Maui, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read “Calls: 35 cents.” Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. “Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call. Why?”

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, “Braddah, You in Hawaii now. It’s one local call.”

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very funny!

I had a bit of fun coming up with RG’s title, so then I had to come up with a slogan of my own…

great joke…

Rev

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thats pretty funny dude

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rev that first one is great. hehe.

and ethan, :stuck_out_tongue:

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I get a good one about once a month…

the rest are pure spam

Rev

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it’s because back when you were tied up in the attic, we used to feed you spam balls with a sling shot…

Rev