More than 100%

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Just read this on email and thought I’d share… :smiley:

Math Problem
This sounds about right:
Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here’s a little
math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L * * * *
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there,
but bull will put you over the top.
And look how far *** kissing will take you.

      • K I S S I N G
        1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %
        HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!