sitting in a pub on saturday one of my mates tell us a story that had me aching with laughter. I usually don’t post stories people tell me but this was so funny I had to post this one…
…ok, so this guy he works with was flying over to Amsterdam for a stag weekend (bucks weekend in the US I think). Anyway they were all in Amsterdam doing what you do in Amsterdam and earlier in the day they’d all taken some acid.
They were getting ready to go out when one of them says
“Listen guys I don’t feel well, you guys go out and I’ll just stay in the hotel”.
So thats what they do they went off to the red light district of Amsterdam and left him in the hotel.
Anyway they come back 5 hours later only to find their friend jumping up and down on one of the beds smiling like a schoolboy. They ask
“Whats happened, why you so happy?”
to which he replies
“I’ve caught a leprechaun, I’ve caught a leprechaun!!”
and he continues jumping on the bed, smiling and saying “I’ve caught a leprechaun, a leprechaun, I’ve caught a leprechaun!!!”
so by now his friends are all stumped and remembering they were all taking acid earlier in the day they think he’s tripping…until one of them opens the cupboard.
And there sitting on the floor of the cupboard is a midget. Honest a midget. Apparently this midget had made the mistake of walking past the hotel room…their friend ran out, grabbed him, wrestled him into the room, tied him up with the phone cord, gagged him and stuck him in the cupboard in the belief he was a leprechaun.
Four ****ing hours this poor midget was sitting in the cupboard tied up while this idiot jumped up and down on the bed. :lol:
So obviously his friends untied him and before they could explain or apologise he runs off. 15 minutes later the police arrive and arrest them all.
Now the one who grabbed him has been released on bail from kidnapping charges, if found guilty he could go to prison for 5 years.
I’m sorry if this is a little sick but I just think this is the funniest story I’ve heard this year and every time I think of the poor midget tied up and sitting in that cupboard cause some arse thought he was a leprechaun, I just start giggling.
:lol: :lol:
