*Originally posted by playamarz *
**Right… Wow… Random Acts of Spamdom… hehe…
Chill bro… And what’s homework?! **
this is what loosers do to cool guys like me copy and take credit for 
What homework? hehe
ADD: attention deficite disorder
ADHD: attention deficite & hyperactivity disorder
My spelling is prob bad, but you get it… two DIFFERENT but realated conditions.
Peace
*Originally posted by kirupa *
**helloI would troll the forums now, but I have to study for some test I have tomorrow. The joys of school… **
kirupa, going through the old threads, you used to post alot in random…and long posts as well, its a shame you don’t post that much anymore cuz your a pretty funny guy
i think i must have ADD & ADHD, i’m a mess
sup mak, watcha up to?
reading jokes…drank like 15 coffees cuz i work at coffee shop…i have school in about…4 hours…
:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: must get to sleep :sleep:
yeah, I have to get up in 5 hours… so I should probably go to sleep
yea you probably should, till then read this joke
Does God Understand Women?
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I have been married and divorced three times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say ‘Nothing’ and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
The Followup to the above joke and the answer to something that “GOD” himself could not answer
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.
NOTHING
This means “something,” and you should be on your toes.
“Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay co! ntent.
THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction
with a “Raised Eyebrow.”
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you’re welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”
