Jezus, that’s grosse.
How could she’ve been on the couch for more then two years? Who gave her food and how did she go to the toilet and wash herself etc… I mean, she couldn’t just take a dump in the couch for two years in a row… That would result in infection and she wouldn’t last for two years…I guess.
pictures.
barfs.
Either that means you have like, 4 friends, or you’re just really good with algebra 
