HELLO ALL, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO MEMORIS A FEW OF THESE - THINGS TO SAY
WHEN STRESSED AT WORK!
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“Okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you!!!”
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“You say I’m a ***** like it’s a bad thing?!” (priceless)
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“Well this day was a total waste of make-up”
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“Well aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
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“Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.”
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“Do I look like a ****ing people person!”
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“This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting”
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“I started out with nothing still have most of it left”
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“Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap.You choose”
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"Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of
self-control"
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“I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.”
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“Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.”
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“Do they ever shut up on your planet?”
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“I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable”
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"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone
to sleep yet"
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“Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.”
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“Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.”
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“I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.”
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“Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”
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“Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality”
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“Chaos, panic and disorder … my work here is done.”
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“Ambivalent? Well yes and no.”
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“You look like ****. Is that the style now?”
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“Earth is full. Go home.”
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“Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?”
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“I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.”
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“A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.”
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“You are depriving some village of an idiot.”
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"If *******s could fly, this place would be a ****in’ airport
