This morning, we ran out of plastic knives for our bagels here at the office, so I went to the gas station to grab a few. I grabbed four of them, and on my way back to my car the lady working there chased me out and demanded to know what I took. I showed her my bounty of plastic utensils, and she instantly went into justice mode. She demanded that I give one back - three is reasonable… But four… that merits chasing me out to my car and laying the hammer down.
I have learned my lesson, and I hope you all can learn from my mistakes as well.
