I’m minding my own bidness just driving down the road and there was a city bus right in front of me and it was getting ready to pull over and stop traffic so I went to get in the other lane and I looked behind me and there was a car in the lane I was about to merge into but it was about 5+ car lengths back…
So I put my blinker on and start changing lanes well I get about half way over and I see that this guy is coming up on my *** and he startes pushing me back over and trying to make me go in the other lane. Well, since I’m in a brand new full-sized truck and he is in an old P.O.S beater toyota I let him take the lane and then I get behind him and we pull up to a stop light and he tries to get out of his car to fight me. Then the light turns green and he starts to go then slams on his brakes to try to get me to hit him. By this time, I’m fed up and write down his license # and now the cops are on the way. He’s lucky because I would had got outta my truck and broke his jaw if he woulda even put the tinniest scratch in my truck.
The recent exponential increase in road rage is most likely due to the hightened levels of moron dust in the atmosphere causing Brain Cloud Syndrome [BCS]
in certain lower intellect types.
It has been noted that the highest concentrations of this agent is introduced into the air by way of two stroke engines.