You know who you are. I bet that in this thread alone there’s gonna be at least 2 or three of you.
Who you ask? I’m talking about you poor aimers out there. The people that have no ability to hit the center of a toilet but still insist on standing up.
HOW CAN IT BE that every public toilet, be it in a mall, a cinema, a train station, an airport, EVERY***WHERE you go, there’s pee on the toilet seat. What’s wrong with you!! Have you heard of urinals ??
Toilets are for #2 ! :cantlook:
And if you are so unearthly shy that you can’t pee when you don’t have a locked door behind you, then please, for the love of god, sit down and do your business. Cmon. It BLOWS that when you for some reason just have to go, and you need to do your business in a public restroom you have to try and do some sort of clinical procedure with a roll of toilet paper to disinfect it from 6 different guys urine. Uck! :eyeup:
… If I one day finally completely lose it and go insane for some reason I’m going to become a bathroom vigilante. I’ll lurk in the shadows until you rim-shooters reveal yourselves upon whence I’ll leap forth and bludgeon you to a pulp with a toilet seat. DIE POOR AIMERS, DIE!! :hitman2:
[QUOTE=saxx;2365181]We both live in oregon, so that one day when i was in the airport, and the guy was peeing slightly off to the left in my direction and it got all over my shoes, that was you?
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I think we’re gonna have to fight nobody ^^ <3
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You make that location association so willingly like he’d want to hang out with you. :pa:
haha he probably wouldn’t hang out with me on a bet, plus he’d be a wierdo if he did, why would he have 14 year old friends. besides i live in a different part of oregon
[QUOTE=saxx;2365232]haha he probably wouldn’t hang out with me on a bet, plus he’d be a wierdo if he did, why would he have 14 year old friends. besides i live in a different part of oregon[/QUOTE]
I knew you were nearly 12!
:lol: ah we dont have this problem in dubai anywhere actually, arabs are quiet clean plus there are loads of ready janitors to sparkle up the place before anyone else uses it.
by the sound of it seems like someone sat on something he should’nt have :lol:
It’s sterile when it comes out of your body, but afterwords it normally isn’t. Urine is a great culture for many bacteria, it’s warm and also contains materials for growth.
[whisper]saxx and darkmotion are the champions of derailing threads btw :P[/whisper]
Sterile doesn’t mean its pleasant though
And Jasninder, I didn’t actually sit on anything but yesterday was one of those moments… I was out downtown and I just really had to go do my business. Went in to Nordstroms, which is a high profile mall and looked for the restrooms. Came in, three toilet stalls and 4 urinals.
And yeah, all the toilet stalls were friggin soiled. Bigtime too. I had to pull off the maneuver called “Hovering with your buttcheeks while getting busy” which admittedly works, but is nowhere as satisfying as sitting down
You’re all a bunch of pansies for being so grossed out by public restrooms. Everybody pees and poops. I guarantee you’ve come in contact with other peoples’ excrement without even knowing it (ever had a fly land on your arm?).
I would NEVER hold it just to avoid a public facility. That’s just dumb. Well…I’d never use a toilet like the one in Trainspotting, but that’s about the only exception.
Well you can take yourself and all your friends that can’t friggin aim properly and go to a special ‘macho man’ restroom where you can be a filthy pig all you want.
The rest of us that don’t enjoy sitting down on urine can keep the other restrooms. Fair?
Yeah what’s worse is when you’re parents invite family over to stay and they can’t aim worth **** and you actually have to clean it up. I walked into my bathroom today and stormed out because my uncle is a tard
No one’s trying to be macho. And I do aim properly, thank you very much
No, I’m not going to sit on a toilet that has urine all over it. I’ll clean it first.
My point is that everyone’s complaining about how gross it is and they’d rather hold it than use a public toilet. Come on now. The people saying this probably have no real clue what gross is. Google something like “public facilities in third-world countries.” I spent a year going to the bathroom in port-o-potties in Iraq. So you might be able to imagine my point of view. A couple of drops of pee on a toilet seat shouldn’t gross you out.
Human beings need to develop more tolerance less-than-ideal situations
I would never not go if I needed to go. If I avoided public restrooms then this thread would never had seen daylight.
My point is that you poor aimers (not pointing fingers on anyone in particular) are gross sorry excuses for human beings and there’s a special place in hell for you lot. : )
Why did you guess twelve am i that bad
