Jokes

hey guys, post some good jokes if u know any.
heres one that i like…

A British guy, a French guy, and a Russian got married…

On the first day, the British guy’s wife tells him that she isn’t going to work, clean, cook or do anything.
The French guy’s wife says the same thing.
And the Russian guy’s wife says the same thing too…

The British wife doesn’t see her husband for 3 days, and on the 4th, he comes home with a whole bunch of household appliances.
The French wife doesn’t see her husband for 3 days and on the 4th, he comes home with a whole bunch of butlers, cooks, and maids.
The Russian wife doesn’t see her husband for 3 days and on the 4th, she begins to see him with one eye.

:smiley: