a women watching tv, watches an old buddy of her husband in freedon after 25 years in prision, then she yells to her husband:
**:evil: <-- whife **- Honey, come here! that thief friend of yours got out of the jail…and he´s on tv!
the man comes running, and then he sees his old buddy smiling and waving in the tv, sudenly he burst out in tears:
**:elderly: <-- husband ** - bwaaaa! … bwaaa!..
the woman astonished asks:
**:evil: <-- whife **- why are you crying? don´t you remember? the day we married was the day he got busted, you had a choice: either you married me or you would have been with hin in the robbery, and would have spent the last 25 years in prision!
the man still crying:
**:elderly: <-- husband ** - yes, but today i´b been free!
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there where 3 guys walking in the middle of no where. they where looking for a place to sleep. they found a farm and asked the guy if they could spend the night. he said yes, but they had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The first guy slept in a room with cows, the second had to sleep with horses, and the third guy had to sleep with 18 of the owners daughters.the next morning the guys where talking
the first guy said that he had a dream about cows
the second guy said that he had a dream about horses.
the second guy said he had a dream about playing golf.
(im leaving the last part out but look at the third guy and think what you do in golf)=) =)