Jokes

talk random
1

ok Lets get a big thread of some jokes it’ll pass the time when theres no more help that can be given in the world of flash

mine
p.s hope theres no george micheal fans around

whats white, sticky and runs down public toilet walls?

george micheals latest release

tada
seems so unfunny on the net

-Tom

2

:frowning:

3

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side:P :stuck_out_tongue: =)

4

why do scotsman wear kilts?

so the sheep can’t hear the zip… :bad:

5

LOL :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Sheep! watch out for those scotsmans!! :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

good one :wink:

my joke:

  • a women watching tv, watches an old buddy of her husband in freedon after 25 years in prision, then she yells to her husband:

**:evil: <-- whife **- Honey, come here! that thief friend of yours got out of the jail…and he´s on tv!

  • the man comes running, and then he sees his old buddy smiling and waving in the tv, sudenly he burst out in tears:

**:elderly: <-- husband ** - bwaaaa! … bwaaa!..

  • the woman astonished asks:

**:evil: <-- whife **- why are you crying? don´t you remember? the day we married was the day he got busted, you had a choice: either you married me or you would have been with hin in the robbery, and would have spent the last 25 years in prision!

  • the man still crying:

**:elderly: <-- husband ** - yes, but today i´b been free!
(-:

6

i have a really good joke but i am not sure if its appropriate=)

7

bad joke :frowning:

were is b-dawng to trash me now? :cyclops: :eye:

seize that chance buddy :wink:

8

ok,

there where 3 guys walking in the middle of no where. they where looking for a place to sleep. they found a farm and asked the guy if they could spend the night. he said yes, but they had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The first guy slept in a room with cows, the second had to sleep with horses, and the third guy had to sleep with 18 of the owners daughters.the next morning the guys where talking

the first guy said that he had a dream about cows
the second guy said that he had a dream about horses.
the second guy said he had a dream about playing golf.
(im leaving the last part out but look at the third guy and think what you do in golf)=) =)

9

good joke guig0:P

10

he was dreaming about smaking balls around that are pins… and then occasionally having those balls land in a plastic cup?

11

oh id say about 2 and half yards or so…

12

*Originally posted by Phil Jayhan *
**How Long is a Chinaman **

look in a fourtune cookie for the answer=)

13

how long is a chinaman?

14

why did frankenstine cross the road?

.:.

.:.

.:.

.:.

He didnt, the chicken did.

all my good jokes are racist as hell