(Yes, I’m still bored. :sleep: ) So… uh… air line food… whats with that stuff… :hat:
Well, i’ll post all the jokes I know.
-How many French does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, its never been done.
-Have you seen the new French flag?
Its a white cross on a white background.
-Found on e-bay:
French World War 2 rifle found by German officer in Paris. Never been fired, only dropped once.
Nothing personal to any of you who are french.
what do you call 10000 men with their arms up?
the french army…
theres two snowmen in a feild one snowman says to the other… can you smell carrots?
theres two moths on a wall, one goes to the other… im moth
two pubes on a toilet, one goes to the other - what you doing…
the other says im waiting till i get pissed off…
mario- i dont get the moth one… I DONT GET IT!!!
EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!
ok all better
those are some funny ones!
the tooth fairy, santa clause, an honest lawyer, and a buisness man are walking down the street.
they all spot a $100 bill lying on the floor.
who gets there first?
the buisness man the other three don’t exist.
Eggs, Pancakes and Bacon walk into a bar. They sit down and ask for a menu. THe bartender says “We don’t serve breakfast”.
dude, you have pancakes for breakfast?
your so lucky…
another one
theres two cows in a feild one says “Mooo” and the other says " d a m n i was about to say that"
yeah but American pncakes aren’t as good as English ones
WHat? The moth one desn’t make any sense ???
maybe thats why its funny…
Ive got a good joke
There was this woman pregnant with three children. She was shot three times one day. She went to the doctor and he said “You will be ok and your children will be fine too, but the bullets will have to stay in you.”
~13 years later~
One of her boys came running in saying “Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!” She told him to sit down and she told him the story of her being shot. Then one of her other sons came in saying "“Mom! Mom! I was craping and a bullet came out!” She told him to sit down and she told him the story too. Then the last son came running in screaming “Mom! Mom! Mom!” and she said, “You found a bullet too?” then the boy said,“No, I was jacking off, and i shot the dog!”
The End
- Hope you liked it
“I’m moth” sounds a bit like “I’m off” I’m afraid it’s the only explanation.
*Originally posted by Law *
**the tooth fairy, santa clause, an honest lawyer, and a buisness man are walking down the street.
they all spot a $100 bill lying on the floor.
who gets there first?
the buisness man the other three don’t exist. **
lol
*Originally posted by Starpromo *
**another one
theres two cows in a feild one says “Mooo” and the other says " d a m n i was about to say that"
**
old one but still nice
here i will tell you a joke
there was a man looking for his wife; so he asked his son did u see your mom. the kid says yeah she went to her friend fee fee the father siad no i was with fee fee.
get it?
not really a good one but i have another really goood one but i cant translated into english. plus even if i do it wont come out as i want it to.
maybe i enjoy the cheese jokes but my fav so far has got to be
xxvii-
Eggs, Pancakes and Bacon walk into a bar. They sit down and ask for a menu. THe bartender says “We don’t serve breakfast”.
i LOVE it! :love:
~ Seretha
