Kid suspended for using php

i think im next :h:

Yeah - I think this had been posted before in Random :slight_smile:

OMG… Don’t let my school find out.

Unfortunately for me, my school uses Win2k3 servers, so its hard to get a hold of it. :frowning:

Krilnon EDIT: The article is from 2000 or so, so I can see why it would have been posted at least once.

I thought this was real for the longest time, turns out its not though.

I posted htis a LONG time ago, still a good read :smiley:

i had a funny feeling that the one time i didnt search i would regret it :frowning:

meeeeeps im stupid :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, I’m sure this is the only time you’ve posted a new topic without searching.

I wouldn’t be suprised if parents/the school thought PHP was a drug.

Oh, I’m sure this is the only time you’ve posted a new topic without searching.

did i mention i tend to stretch the truth a lot?


Was that a true story??

c’mon guys, they can’t be serious, they’re suspending someone on the base of something they don’t now :h: that’s just a load of cr*p…

haha funny story whether it’s real or not.

Hah :lol:

That’s ridiculous.

“School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP.”


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I think it’s ok to post something that has been posted before, given that it was posted a LONG time ago, and it’s not something that’s widely known. firstly, it was posted so long ago it’s non-existent (last page #17 of random forum only dates back to 08-24-2004 08:27 PM). secondly, people, like me, missed that previous post and so if not for this I wouldn’t have known about it :)[/COLOR]

PHP is a drug.

PHP is a drug and a way of life

haahaa thats funny

I find it hard to get off of PHP. I’ve tried quitting before, but I can seem to make useful things unless I’m on it.


Idiots. PHP and PCP. I see how these drugs relate.



im addicted, does anyone know any good places to get rehab?

besides, asp has so many less side effects

Yeah, PHP is a drug… you start writing web apps with poor i18n and hack things together poorly :wink:

Jokes dudes…

ASP just doesn’t give you a good enough high though.