Latest web meme: try googling for “<your name here> needs” and see what comes up 
Nick needs meds
Nick needs to drop out
Nick needs a bath
Nick needs a critique
Nick needs a roommate
Nick needs a friend, Nick needs his hair dyed, Nick needs his attic, Nick needs
alot of stuff
Nick needs to get in touch with his daughter. Nick needs
to help the suicidal girl. Nick needs to compromise with his one night
stand. Nick needs to reconcile with Darcy.
