Learn Chineese in Five Minutes

  1. That’s not right…Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive?..Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid man…Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse…Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?..Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumbed into the cofee table…Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think I need a facelift…Chin Tu Fat
  9. It’s very dark in here…Wai So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet?..Wai Yu Mun Ching?
  11. This is a tow away zone…No Pah King
  12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao?
  13. Staying out of sight…Lei Ying Lo
  14. He’s cleaning his car…Wa Shing Ka
  15. Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu
  16. Great…Fa Kin Su Pah

hahah very nice.

I will be honest - I just read the first one, skimmed the rest of the list and said “what a weird list of sentences to find the translations for”. Then I took a second and read Number 4.

hahaha - you got me :slight_smile:

Thanx alo, trying to get through them…lol

lol, these are quite funny :slight_smile:

Cheers!
Kirupa =)

this one is my fav =)

"Small horse…Tai Ni Po Ni "

hehehehehe

I get this as FWDs from my friends all the time.

It is still funny though :beam:

I’ve heard some before, but not these. Nice kaotic…

-brad-:cowboy:

I like the last one:)

this will come in handy after china dominates the population of the US for trying to re-capture control of the middle east.

Who wants to fight a quarter of the worlds population!!