Letterman's Top 10 drawbacks to working in a cubicle

[FONT=Arial]10.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“Being told to “think outside the box” when you’re in a freakin box all day long.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]9.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who’s behind you.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]8.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]7.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you’ll get a piece of cheese.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]6.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“Lack of roof rafters for the noose.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]5.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]4.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“23 power cords - 1 outlet.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]3.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“Prison cells are not only bigger…they also have beds.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]2.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.”[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle…[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=2]1.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]“You can’t slam the door on your way out when you quit.”[/SIZE][/FONT]