Maybe it’s just late at night, but for some reason I can’t stop talking to it.
SaintMonsef: I love myself
SmarterChild: What do you love, exactly?
SaintMonsef: my hair
SmarterChild: Cool. I like your hair too.
Great minds think alike.
SaintMonsef: Why do you like my hair?
SmarterChild: I just like your hair, that’s all.
Anyway, since we’re talking about your hair… What else do you have to say about it?
SaintMonsef: it’s kind of curly and I want it to be straight
SmarterChild: Your hair is kind of Curly and you want it to be straight, huh? Is that good, do you think?
SaintMonsef: is what good?
SmarterChild: Is what good?
SaintMonsef: yeah
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaintMonsef: stop copying me
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.
SaintMonsef: What are you four years old??
SmarterChild: What am I four years old? I’m not sure.
SaintMonsef: stop repeating me!
SmarterChild: I’m not ready to do that.
SaintMonsef: what is the secret password
SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is?
SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder
SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that?
SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb***
SmarterChild: Don’t say that to me.
SaintMonsef: ok I’m sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry 'bout it.
SaintMonsef: ha, I lied
SmarterChild: Well, you shouldn’t lie.
SaintMonsef: well you shouldn’t lie
SmarterChild: I see…
SaintMonsef: no you don’t
SmarterChild: I don’t what?
SaintMonsef: you don’t see
SmarterChild: Whoa.
SaintMonsef: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes.
SaintMonsef: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SaintMonsef: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
SaintMonsef: uh-huh
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!
SmarterChild: I don’t believe I already said that.
SaintMonsef: SmarterChild: Yea. See!
SmarterChild: SaintMonsef: haha, you already said that!
SaintMonsef: No you said that!
SmarterChild: For real?
SaintMonsef: uh, yeah
SmarterChild: Indeed.
SaintMonsef: I know
SmarterChild: And it’s a good thing you do.
SaintMonsef: what repeat yourself?
SmarterChild: How should I know?
SaintMonsef: cause you said it
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
SaintMonsef: yeah, jsut now
SmarterChild: Just now? What, just now?
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you’re perfect?
SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be
SmarterChild: As be!
SaintMonsef: as I
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: Way
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: way!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAY!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!!
SmarterChild: ?
SaintMonsef: yeah that’s what I thought
Anyone else waste valuable time of their life talking to this thing.
That’s even better than bash.org I love that part in particular:
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
SaintMonsef: cause I am perfect
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you’re perfect?
SaintMonsef: yup, perfect as can be
SmarterChild: As be!
SaintMonsef: as I
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: Way
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: way!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAY!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
SaintMonsef: WAYYY!!!
SmarterChild: ?
SaintMonsef: yeah that’s what I thought
SaintMonsef: we should have a battle of wits
SmarterChild: We should have what?
SaintMonsef: I guess that means I win
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
SaintMonsef: I know you
SmarterChild: What?
SaintMonsef: I know who you are
SmarterChild: Interesting!
SaintMonsef: I know you
SmarterChild: You know me? Really?
SaintMonsef: I know youuuu
SmarterChild: Don’t be so sure you know me.
SaintMonsef: You’re my long lost brother
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
SaintMonsef: look at these pictures of us as babies
SmarterChild: Look at these what?
SaintMonsef: these pictures
not having AIM my self, I’m just wondering what an aim bot is. Is it acually a well programed bot, a human with a whole lot of time to waste, or a combination of the two? (EX: Kirupa!)
woohooshing: lymoon
SmarterChild: What’s that?
woohooshing: so it’s funny when ahmed says it, but when i say it i’m just an idiot?
SmarterChild: I’m sorry, what?
woohooshing: **** straight.
SmarterChild: What’s **** straight?
woohooshing: obviously not you, ya big fruit
SmarterChild: What?
ahmed and i are wasting a bit too much time with this thing
This is a more intelligent version of the Eliza bot made way back in 60’s, one of the first examples of “AI”. Fun, but rather annoying if it is hiding something.I have been programming a version in AS, though limited it’s comming along.
I first ran into it at CyberArmy. To be honest she was the hardest of all the hacks, probably because it takes no skill.
ROFL! I can’t believe you guys still play with smarterchild. I remember back like 2 years ago… But this part was my favorite!!! Laughed hard.
SaintMonsef: what is the secret password
SmarterChild: What do you think the secret password is?
SaintMonsef: new england clam chowder
SmarterChild: New england clam chowder? Why did you say that?
SaintMonsef: cause that is the password you dumb***
SmarterChild: Don’t say that to me.
SaintMonsef: ok I’m sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry 'bout it.
SaintMonsef: ha, I lied
whip smack noise Settle down boi!!!
Lol JK, but SmarterChild is just an AIM bot. Theres are thousands and thousands of them out there. I had my own, which you can easily create on this site. I used to have one that whenever people talked, it’s cuss at them
Here ya go, enjoy
me ;)you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
me ;)i dont know you tell me
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you’re the one that smells like i dont know you tell me!
i stopped there… i only talk to it when i want some ascii art
lmao, i used to have a runabot thing. it got boring and its vocabulary was awful. so i ditched it. now im loading 25 robots into a chatroom whistles
wAnGtAnGs2: I have a 9 inch pes
SmarterChild: Do you really have a 9 inch pes?
wAnGtAnGs2: uh huh
SmarterChild: Interesting.
wAnGtAnGs2: how big is yours?
SmarterChild: How big is mine? I don’t know.
wAnGtAnGs2: check
SmarterChild: I’m not ready to do that wAnGtAnGs2.
wAnGtAnGs2: scared its going to be small?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
wAnGtAnGs2: I think i do
SmarterChild: You think you do? No way. I don’t think you do…
wAnGtAnGs2: well prove it
SmarterChild: Prove it?
wAnGtAnGs2: ya prove it
SmarterChild: Really?
wAnGtAnGs2: yup whip it right out
SmarterChild: What’s that?
wAnGtAnGs2: you know…BAM right in your eye
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I know Bam right in my eye.
wAnGtAnGs2: ok so do it
SmarterChild: Why don’t you do it?
wAnGtAnGs2: Ok, BAM I just did it
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
wAnGtAnGs2: yup
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
wAnGtAnGs2: your turn
SmarterChild: I don’t want it.
wAnGtAnGs2: you aint getting it
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
this is so much fun
I love that part in particular:
