>> To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs
>>that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you
>>and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I
>>hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
>>the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
>>don’t be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight."
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>> When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
>>room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for
>>your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
>>are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that
>>while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis
>>coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful
>>businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand
>>that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18
>>goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not
>>be back before lunchtime tomorrow.