So my co-workers decided I needed some way of channeling my lets say “not so nice moments” in more constructive way.
So they got me a friggin zen garden. I didnt even know what one was until a little while ago.
Apparently some orientals rake sand and move stones when they are pissed.
So they I guess want me to rake sand when I am pissed.
how gay is that.
So I turned it into something way cooler than a pit of sand and stones to rake and organize:
see attached
very nice fester, i give you an ‘E’ for effort. Now go play with the rest of the kids… 
I don’t know what’s funnier - what you’ve done with this, or the fact they bought it for you in the first place. 
Just tell them “Thanks, but my cats are outdoor cats.”
I have a bunch more of those plastic army guys.
I think I am going to make a different war scene every day.
Or will they just think I am twisted and fire my arse.
lunitic thtas not too nice
no but it’s pretty darn funny imho . . . :pleased:
You think thats bad?
The other day she beat the life out of a preist because he opened a window.
Well, I have my Zen-punching-bag and am happy with that.
such a Zen garden is a nice invention. It helps you to focus your aggression on the Person that gave it to you
@fester: no pyramid of prisoners in it? 
:h:
would that be a window of opportunity? :hr:
It doesnt look too oriental! 
@Fester: I swear I saw something about “smiling at her…” strange… I think I worked too much today… (-:
Your right.
Thats also the second comment since I changed it 
Its back in action
I guess the flag and the soldier make it look a little less oriental
@fester: I thought you could buy some barbie dolls (the male ones) put little paperbags on their head and pile them up on the Zen yard
WTF?!
Dude your twisted…lmao
sorry, was just the first thing that came to my mind when i saw that miniature iraqi desert
i thought you meant you had made a style sheet for css zengarden, heh
Fester? Twisted? For doing that? Nah - you should have seen a project I did on d-day with someone equally as twisted as me. We used plastic army men as, well, army men, grey painted styrofoam as a cement encampment, and we had a hill of sand leading up to it.
Now… first off, the one on the encampment were nazis, and the ones rushing up the banks were canadians. (there were a few nazis running down the hill as well, but that hardly matters) anyway, we were twisted, so we were among the first groups to mutilate the army men in our project. Example. We had one man (a rocket launcher guy) who was cut in half, is lower half coverd in red paint from the waist down in a dripping fasion and stuck in a black crater in the sand. His gun was lying a few inches away from him, bent, with the middle part painted black to make it look like the rocket went off in the tube. Finally, his top half was… actually I think we removed it all together.
There was also a hand drill lying around the class so I took one of the men and put a 1/4" hole in him
by the end of the project there were, out of 40 men, 17 brutally mutilated in other, er, creative maners.
But we weren’t the worst group, there was another who cut a man in half height wise, where the 2 halves were seperated by about an inch. Just as an example.
Yes, this was a large project
Yes, we did recieve a high mark.
No, I’m not allowed to play with the zen garden in my house.
My thoughts when reading the title of this post and then seeing it was written by Fester… “huh? this looks like it could be dangerous.”
lmao !! that is funny and creative !!
/me goes out and buys several “ZEN” gardens !!
nice going fester
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