An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers aboard, but unfortunately only four parachutes.
The first passenger says, “I’m Shaquille O’Neil, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me. It would be unfair to them if I died”. So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America’s potential future President”. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, “I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. Apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die”. So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy “I am already old. I have already had a life as a good person and a priest. I will give you the last parachute”. The boy replies “No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America’s most intelligent President just jumped out of the plane with my schoolbag”.
Shaquille O’Neil, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are in a prison camp in Iraq. They are about to be shot by 10 Iraqi soldiers, standing in front of them, waiting for the command from their officer.
Shaquille O’Neil: “Dammit! This can’t be happening! I don’t wanna die. I have to create a diversion.” He shouts: “HURRICANE!!!”
The Iraqi soldiers start to panic. During this time, Shaquille jumps the wall and escapes.
Bill Clinton: “Wow, that’s a good idea!”. Just after the soldiers are aiming again, he shouts: “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Again, the Iraqi soldiers are confused and run like chickens, not knowing what to do. During this time, Clinton escapes.
George W. Bush: “Hm. If those buttheads can do it… I can do this as well! I’m the president of the United States!”. He waits until the Iraqi soldiers are set up again, aiming at his head. When the Iraqi officer is about to give the order to shoot, Bush shouts: “FIRE!!!”
