No baby for you, kthxbai

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So the wife and I were to go to the hospital today to be induced into labor for our second little girl…but apparently there was a bit of mis-communication between the doc’s office and the delivery ward at the hospital, so they didn’t reserve a room for us.

Having cleared my schedule today to go in and have a baby, and that now not being an option, I’m bored. :confused:

In related news, my wife and I, while packing our bags to go into the hospital and have the baby, found an unopened box of condoms in the travel bags we were using to pack with. Pretty funny/ironic if you ask me. :stuck_out_tongue:

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So have they rescheduled you yet?

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Congrats Slic! :thumb: Sorry about the scheduling problem, but since it’s a baby you know it’s going to have to come out some time. (Unlike other things.)

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Good luck with everything bro.

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Congrats on the extra kid!

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Here’s to crotchfruit. :beer:

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What happens if the baby comes out now?

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You are undoubtedly a fark reader. :lol:

I posted the same thing but edited my post. :lol:

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[QUOTE=MTsoul;2341851]What happens if the baby comes out now?[/QUOTE]

If it’s having to be induced it means there’s little chance of the lazy little bugger coming out on it’s own I assume.

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Congrats to you and your wife and to your little girl on her new sister! :thumb:

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Judging from the fact that Slic hasn’t replied to any of us, I’m going to guess that 1) They got it induced today and he’s been too busy or 2) It started coming out without induction (Less likely.) and he’s too busy.

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3.) It burst through her womb with great velocity and killed everyone in the hospital.

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Is that an “Aliens” themed dildo?!

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[quote=SlicDiggy;2341768]
In related news, my wife and I, while packing our bags to go into the hospital and have the baby, found an unopened box of condoms in the travel bags we were using to pack with. Pretty funny/ironic if you ask me. :P[/quote]

lol congrats man.

My boy just went through the same thing. The night before his girls baby shower she “thought” she was going into labor. :lol:

no dice…

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Tired of these babies always playing tricks… it’s like gtfo already.

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Just hold a steak under there… it will coax it out.

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:love: Awwwww. Baby xenomoprhs are so cute.

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Hey all. Just got back from the hospital.

Esh was right, we got a spot late in the day. :slight_smile: I’m so excited. I’ll have to post a photo so you can all stare helplessly in awe at my superior (human) spawn. Kiddin’, but I do have to say my wife and I make some pretty neat babies.

I’ll post more soon. I’m tired… lol :stuck_out_tongue:

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Congrats!! :smiley:

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Congratulations! I apologize for the fact that I don’t have a witty response.