There were four fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!”
He says, Great! I am the manager for the “Minnesota Twins”.
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you’re the father of triplets!
He says, “That’s cool I work for 3M.”
The third nurse comes out and tells the third father, “Congratulations you’re the father of four!”
He says, Great! I work for the “four seasons”.
The fourth father opens the window and jumps out.
The fourth nurse comes out, and asks, Where’s the fourth father?"
One of the other fathers said, “Oh he jumped out the window” …
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, "He works for Seven Up … ! "
