http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-aurora-arrest-both-17-jun17,0,4101453.story
Wow that is one serious drunk guy. I love the “drove home” part.
Fester? Are you ok ?? OMG PLZ RESPOND KKBAI!
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:lol: It made me think of Fester, immediately.
I’m wondering how he didn’t bleed to death, alcohol obviously makes your bleed a lot thinner. It couldn’t have been that bad of a wound.
I bet he woke up thinking he had gone to bed with a girl at the wrong time of the month.
Wow.
That’s pretty tough.
[QUOTE=built_by;2344523]I bet he woke up thinking he had gone to bed with a girl at the wrong time of the month.[/QUOTE]
… and then he stabbed himself.
Ok well, there’s definitely a “tough” aspect to this guy, but me thinks most of it is ignorance
^I think we call that ignorance a drunkenness.
Hah!
I remember back in Sweden there was this big case of a drunk driver that was chased for almost an hour by the cops… when he finally smashed into a hedge or something and staggered out the Police immediately seized him and gave him an alcohol test. Turns out his bac was like 0.45 or something which is 0.05% above what is known to be the ‘fatal’ limit.
And the guy was driving a car dodging cops for an hour. :lol:
@ the tags (again)
I bet Wayne and Garth were somehow involved.
If he fell asleep with a stab wound… I’m gonna guess not too much goes through this guy’s head.
being drunk results for being numb.
Hey, maybe that’s where this gaping hole in my chest came from. Nah was probably just a bad kebab.
You know what else is hardcore? Getting impacted wisdom teeth removed and having a mouth full of gaping holes where teeth used to be.
That’s mediumcore.
zing.
