Today I got a rather interesting call from Detective DeMarco. It seems the robbery I witness some time ago has finally netted a couple “would be culprits”. These culprits are being set in front of me at one today…
You guessed it folks… I get to do an actual police lineup of specifically hot chicks.
The funny thing, her face is somewhat blurry because she was wearing a tight shirt on a hot autumn day… So, here’s hoping they’re all size b because this girl was a definitely c + and perky as your morning coffee. … wooo hoo!.
Maybe I can tell the detective they said something naughty…
We were all standing around the window, and after shuffling them and making them change attire I picked her again…
Standing in silenece, I looked at the detectives there as well as witnesses, and replied…" You know this is a first."
“Why is that, Mr. Woods?”
“Well, I guess sometimes it just doesn’t actually pay to be good looking. I mean, cmon, obviously she wasn’t with the guy, I mean she was WAY out of his league. That’s the only reason I double shot her.”
Laughter ensues. “That’s EXACTLY what WE all agreed on!!!”
I got to keep my sticker saying I was a helpful citizen. 26 years old and I still love field trips…
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