"OLD" is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police

Perks of being old :elderly:

  1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

  3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

  4. People call at 9PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”

  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

  6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

  7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

  8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

  9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

  10. You enjoy hearing arguments about pension plans.

  11. You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

  12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

  13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

  14. You sing along with elevator music.

  15. Your eyes won’t get much worse.

  16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

  17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologist than the national
    weather service.

  18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

  19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

  20. You can’t remember who sent you this list.


waves cane at Rev
“Stop causing a ruckus you young whipper snapper” :elderly:

Old is when they give you a senior citizen’s discount without you having to ask for one.

Old is when you can’t control your bodily functions anymore.

old is when you reply to a thread that was posted months ago…:-\

LOL! Nah that is not old, just funny :slight_smile:

A friend from Hawaii sent this to me…

I guess remembering that means I’m not that old… :elderly:

I was roflmao for a while when I read it…


I’m really hopeing medical science hurrys up and figures out how to make us youg forever. I still want to get old and die and a normal age i just want to do it in a good body. I don’t want to spend my last years in a diper.

  1. You can’t remember who sent you this list.