Pets
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s
place with me and have a beer?”
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?”
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank’s place and have a drink with me?”
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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS......
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I’m
putting on my f**king shoes
