A pregnant woman (pregnant with triplets) was walking down the street in a city, when suddenly she was shot three times in a drive by. At the hospital the doctors said her and her children will be fine. 13 years later, one of the boys came running in saying “Mom! Mom! i was giong to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!” So she sat him down and explained the story. Then the second son came in and said the same thing, so she sat him down and explained the story. Suddenly the third boy came running in and yelling “Mom! Mom!” Which she replied, “let me guess, you found a bullet too?”
“No, no! I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”
