[Psycho Rant] We Need a Spell Check Function

I just got done reading a thread from a new member and it scares me at how horrible they spell things. I understand an error or two on regularly mispelled words, but come on kiddies, it isn’t that hard to spell.

For example this thread:
http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73940

Hi! I’m new in [color=red]hear[/color]!!!
God I hope this was just a mix up!

I’ve got [color=red]hear[/color] in willing to learn in flash and start making money as a web-designer.
Nope, he really is that stupid.

I have 2 flash [color=red]wersions[/color] (MX, MX2004) So we can talk about [color=red]enything[/color].
Another time when I thought he missed the “v” and hit the “w” key, even though they are about 2 inches apart. “Enything”, holy crappers, I don’t even know what to say to that. I’m going to load my 12 gauge full of “a” keys and shove the barrel up his arse and pull the trigger hoping he gets the idea.

Also have a lot of games so [color=red]mayebe[/color] you need a full [color=red]wersion[/color] of a game or just to ask about a cool game just ask me!
“Wersion”, ok so my theory of his finger accidentally going two inches to the north west of the keyboard was false. “Mayebe” I won’t boil him in a pot, I’ll just throw him in the fire, I doubt he is even edible.

I’m also learning Karate-Do so don’t be suprised about the picture its the logo of our Dojo.

No spelling errors that I noticed, but I’m finding out where this dojo is and I’m going to put him in an empty punching bag and staple it shut, hang it, then have the entire class focus one hour of beating the crap out of the bag.

Wow! What a [color=red]worm[/color] welcome! Just one question How Do you make those pictures in the bottom of your messege?
Warm welcome, ha, lucky I didn’t get to the thread first. I hope to God no one actually welcomed him with their “worm”.

[color=red]Thaks[/color] GreenLantern, but still I have problems with it I found the script but dont know were to put it
Yeah, “thak” you too for being a complete idiot. Believe me, if he doesn’t know where the hell to put a footer he might as well give up on being a web designer. Hell, if I were as ignorant as him I would melt my flesh with a soldering iron and then jump head first into a wood chipper.

So I cant [color=red]apload[/color] any footers from my computer only from the web.
Did he expect an answer? Where the hell is the question mark. Yeah kiddie, you can’t “apload” any footers, we wouldn’t want to waste bandwidth and storage because you want us to host an image of your new “design firm”, or should I say "D3$!gn F!r//" to be uber cool like you. Tool.

Well [color=red]thenks enyway[/color]
Oh… My… Frickin… God!!! I need that “a” key shooting 12 gauge again. But instead I may just cut open the dome of his head and mush them into his empty brain until he has to actually think of that letter. “Thenks” for making me want to stab myself in the face with rusty scissors after reading your thread.