Randomness

I wonder if you told a fish that humans are supposed to drink at least 8 glasses of water a day they would think you were crazy?

my speakers are broken

my everything is broken.

Red Sox Swept Oakland

yay!!!

Tied for wildcard bizznitch-nugget!

Blue Jays Swept Seattle!

Carlos Delgado blasted a three-run, walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth inning Thursday as the Blue Jays rallied to sweep away Seattle

Sodium Citrate

Stop fondling my binoculars. Why must the house laugh at my calculator :frowning:

Limecat is not pleased (http://www.limecat.net).

Limecat is not pleased.

…and he doesn’t like people who link to his picture, so don’t. You’ve been warned!

Teeeee Heeee heee heeee

its good to be bad

ever seen life-like camel-toes? :stuck_out_tongue:

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=59306

Dishwashers always help with the Car when you pay it 15 bucks and offer it breakfast at mars

I can’t talk on a telephone

I’m in the middle of a thunderstorm :crazy:

[size=1]Seriously, I am. Maybe I’d better switch my pc off :ne: [/size]

5 americans die every year from licking 9v batterys to see if they are still live.
Blabj

:lol:

Did you know that if you sneeze, fart and burp at the same time, you die?

On average 200,000 americans are hurt by buckets in a year!

DOOOOBALEY DOOOOOOOO!!!

It’s raining over here.

screaming squirels will come to get you when it turns dark.