Randomness

I like invader zim

having to puke and poop at the same time is rather unpleasant

I love gd graphics library

The rain prevented the CD tray from eloping with the graphics card.

It makes me want to shoot people when they ask for paper bags instead of plastic…

“WakaWaka” said the man!

My modesty sausages the dog as I cook my left microphone in the primordial soup of steve.

18 hammers the speach bubble as it meets and greets the greats and meats.

I think if you wanted to have a big party and you lived in a cave you should only invite ducks as their quack doesn’t echoe. Then your neughbors won’t complain and you can keep the party going later.

One time an angel kissed me and told me that I was a button for justice.

:What are you some kind of wild animal!?
:…AGGGGGGGGG!!!

I cut Conneticut into edible slices.

i like eggs

I like it when you dip into my soup of the day in my scroll button
Strongbad
Strong smell.

If a person were to fly, what are the chances of a coin falling on it’s back?

I Have No Best Friend!!!

Wait…you’re and alien?

I once discovered that my arm was home to a colony of ants. So I introduced spiders to the other.

Cheese is good

bread aint bad either!