almost every six seconds a person is raped, but not nescessarily any sex
I have to go now, see you in about six seconds or so.
Pidgeons taste bad.
I realized that the point of life depends on the speed at which a roadrunner tries to avoid getting eaten by a banana while gently dancing to the beat of a giant bucket singing the Milkshake song.
That’s as random as a peanut butter microphone slapping a bubble at my face and telling me “Leg stand poot dut”
err… I was supposed to write the news engine for me site today… but I forgot and it’s evening already… ahh crap :sigh:
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pumpkin juice is good for the mind, yet peanut-butter is yucky
Frozen Coolata is the shrine to the Mystical Apple Jacks Indians, which have given it Microwaved Laptops as a sign of Beef Jerky
I got opped by Yeldarb’s dad in irc 
“It’s the opinion of some that mushrooms could be grown on any carpet over the age of 16. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we’re paying somebody not to.”
- Anus McGinty, founder of Cheese Flaps United.
That’s one hell of a first post :thumb:
Welcome buddy 
D’lush, a smothie store in a mall near me is REALLY, REALLY fruity. In the sense that isn’t pertaining to actuall fruit.
random ins’t nescarairly random, it must be based on an engine at some point, how to basic compilers come to a random number?
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onEnterPost = function() {
if ((random=27) || (bob=dead)}
postcount++;
} else {
postcount++;
}
};
…you can’t win…
I think ppl should post text in a language that they understand here :to:
Knock Knock
Whos There?
Tju
Tju who?
Tjuzing
Programming is an art form that fights back.
When I woke up this morning, I opened my window and there were geese on my roof.
Q: what’s the difference between a duck?
A: Both of it’s legs are exactly the same length, especially the right one.
