Did you know there are over a hundred kinds of cheeses?
did you knwo that there are over 2 types or kelbasa?
llamma is pronounced yaama
my foot is itchy, why is this ??
[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]
Britain’s troubled Princess Diana Memorial Fountain suffered another hiccup less than a week after it caused flooding – this time running dry.
My dog just ate some lettuce
I wanna attach this laser to my toy gun but I dunno how… :-/ This is really frustrating
A conversation between me and a friend on MSN messenger:
Garret: “I need one of those tool things… you know… for nails…”
Me: “A hammer?”
Garret: “Yes! Thank you! Come over here and give me a hammer.”
Me: :stunned:
Garret: “That came out wrong.”
When you buy new beige shoes, don’t walk them out the store in a storm.
[size=1]It’s no joke.[/size]
is the stuff in this threAd really rAndom, or Are people thinking of things to write in here… hmmmm
[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]
I love stealing pens.
// Even though I’m breaking my own rules here. I read that and thought… Nails… A Nail file? Maybe I should lay off the pink fonts for a while.
[size=2][color=black]I am seeking the Eye of Horus, that I might bring it back and count it. I am Thoth who brings back a frying pan made of Chocolate, not of the exceptional kind, just the wal-mart house brand. I am he who returns the Almighty Peanut of Destruction, I am he who abolishes its dimness, when its brightness was damaged in the Blessed House of Concrete Pancakes. Wibble.[/color][/size]
The University of Utah operates a cosmic cheese detector called the Bumble-twat-3, situated at the Dugway Proving Ground about an hour’s drive from Salt Lake City. The Bumble-twat-3 consists of an array of telescopes which stare into the night sky and record the amount of intergalactic cheeses which result when very high energy cosmic rays curdle and become cheesey. From the height and intensity of the rays, one can calculate the nature of the cheese and its flavor. At present, 78% of cosmic cheese has been deemed non-hostile nor displayed any nuclear tendencies.
Wassup shizzle?
At the coffee shop.
Who? The what? Where? :drool:
I’ll take two pints of cardboard monkey. two bent eggs and a 960lb tadpole spinning circles into the linoleum please.
you didn’t see that.
Nope, must have missed it. I had my X-Ray shoelaces untied at the time, and was about to embark on a 15 minute journey to Egypt.
.on a skateboard
from Mexico
wearing a neon badger on my head
screaming “FUDELENCE!!.. FUDELENCE”
