what ever happend to complete irrelevance
why is my footer so cool?
bright blue is hard on the eyes 
I had a newt once…
bring me a shubbery
what are u talking about?
I hurt on the outside
The tulips spawning out my computer’s firewire port grew explosive pods that were on a mission to seek and destroy the giant orange that was secretly subverting society through its cunning use of the F1 key and a can of WD40.
My parents bought me a F-18 for christmas which I lovingly sailed to the neather regions of the land where I found a snail on sale for $29.95
…
I walked down the yellow brick road to a little house on the prarie. Grandma wasn’t home, just this big bad wolf - and even dressed up, he was no Mother Goose. I saw right through his disguise and ran to see Robin Hood for some assistance. On the way, though, I came across a mad hatter and he was about as fun as a barrell of monkeys. Sea monkeys that is - what you’d probably see if we all lived in a yellow submarine. He took me into the city were they were all dancing in the street…
AH! I can’t keep this up… I suck at this 
The rats are watching me, GET AWAY!
today’s the worst day of my life :*(
Anchor man was so funny… I was just thinking about it.
*Anchorman
…i should have just edited my first oneeee…
you’re lame when:
you’re willing to pay $10M for a soccer ball. :h:
Hey Who’s is this?
Bunchies!
Aaaaaaaaaargh! Die!
starts poking at screen
