Randomness

Takes Toothpick

Shoots at loser green blob thing

I haven’t seen Dodgeball yet… WHAT THE CRAP???

After watching my car explode right before my eyes, I decided that next time, I would tip my bartender

Harrods is located in Knightsbridge, and if you’re blind, you might get a donut for free at the food stalls.

I modded my xbox…

have you ever pirated anything?

Do you think its illegal?
who knows…

ice cream??

for the last time, I don’t want to buy your shoddy merchendice - stop calling my house before I invent something that delivers an electric shock through the phone line

An S-Video Adapter can only be used for output, not input!

“what a wonderfull world” … but really when you think about it, its not really …

[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]

wonderful is with 1 L I believe

The tired walrus decided to format its computer because it installed one too many programs designed to bypass the firewall security on its computer.

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:scratches his nuts:

C is cool

charlies angels is better.

like hell they are

I finally understand pointers too now :wink:

the sky is blue.

I answered the ringing in my ear - it was another **** telemarketer.

watermelons need water

no woman no cry