Kick in the pants!
runs away
(one post closer!)
Oh good I’m awake more posting me. Hmmm… I don’t know what to say. How about…SPAM!
(yah just two more posts to my glory!)
Post++!
Alrighty ethan, it’s all yours!
(comencing newyear’s eve like countdown)
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:
YAY!!!
Well I just want to thank my friends and family for sticking with me when I never thought that this was possible. People said we weren’t going to make it half this far… well look at us now!
I almost posted the one-thousanth by mistake lol.
And Dj, yes I will give you the honor of torturing me. 
I will retract the boats asap. :kommie:
good good.
Wizard. Since I like you I’ll give you a choice. Cup of Tea or Death?
YAY!!!
Well I just want to thank my friends and family for sticking with me when I never thought that this was possible. People said we weren’t going to make it half this far… well look at us now!
A cliche?!?!?!! That’s SOOOO un-eXtreme!!! Where’s the randomness now EthanM?
Crumbling arteries of ball-sack sweat Batman!
phew I just saved you man. Hooray on 1000 posts. 
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disco you silly man! don’t bring attention to it…
…that speach was delivered by my clone robot. I am located in a secret submarine off the east coast plotting a secret mission to extract the plans from our enemies…
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[COLOR=Magenta][SIZE=7]DONT WORRY COMMANDER. I WONT TELL ANYONE THAT YOUR ON A SUBMARINE NEAR THE EAST COAST, OR THAT YOUR ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE ENEMIES PLANS![/SIZE][/COLOR]
i’ll forgive you only because you managed to use so much pink in your post.
Wow, I feel so honored.
What’s this about a submarine? I just got back from subway, I may be able to offer assistance.
Subways are a lot like Submarines. Both are underground, but the submarine goes in water!!! I like the meats better at Subway though. The submarine ones in the water are too soggy.
[color=“white”]that is probobly one of the more confusing posts of my “postingdom”[/color]
[COLOR=White]Why did you just highlight my post text. You silly fool only I can see this post.
What??? Your still highlighting my post??? Bah! Go away!
OmGosh! Yu are a silly boon you are.
This is getting ridiculous. You really need to stop highlighting this post. I think your killing brain cells.
Poop.
Good gravey. Would you stop. I need some privacy here.
One more highlighted line mister and your going to time out!
That’s it! Go to your time out chair! No…GO…NO…Arrrrgggg…You better caome back here right now mister![/COLOR]
What is this? Like the official spam thread?
Looks around for Ethan[COLOR=White]You better not mention the word spam here anymore. There are consiceinces. Spam and[/COLOR] shudders[COLOR=White]work are bad words here.[/COLOR] Looks around again[COLOR=White]So yea. Let’s keep those words on the down low ok.[/COLOR]
I love gravy.
GreenLatern, you should probably read back through this thread… maybe not all 1k posts though.
I don’t plan on reading any of it. Give me a quick summary.
that’s it the perfect attitude!
Master Ethan. The force is strong with him. He ia learning quickly.
