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this thread isn’t about spam. It’s about a secret society who’s sole purpose is to do nothing but talk about doing things.
Disco, did you really have to put a counter in your footer too?
Anyway, Master President King Lord Sir I’ll take a cup of tea please.
“I declare and I challenge all mankind to contradict my declaration, that no man can give any account of the order of Freemasonry, of it’s origin, of it’s history, of it’s object, nor any explanation of it’s mysteries and symbols, which does not leave the mind in total uncertainty on all these points. Every man is entitled therefore, to give any explanation of the symbols and a system of the doctrine that he can render palatable. Hence have sprung up that variety of systems, which for twenty years
has divided the order. The simple tale of the English, and the fifty degrees of the French, and the Knights of Baron Hunde, are equally authentic, and have equally had the support of intelligent and zealous brethren. These systems are in fact but one. They have all sprung from the Blue Lodge of three degree; Take these for their standard and found on these all the improvements by which each system is afterwards suited to the particular object which it keeps in view. There is no man, nor system in the world, which can show, by undoubted sucession, that it should stand as the head of the order. Our ignorance in this particular frets me. Do but consider our short history of 120 years - Who will show me the Mother Lodge? Those of London we have discovered to be self-erected in 1716. Ask for their archives. They tell you they were burnt. They have nothing but the wretched sophistications of the Englishman Anderson, and the Frenchman Desaguilliers. Where is the Lodge of York, which pretends to the priority, with their King Boudin, and the archives that he brought from the East? These too are all burnt. What is the chapter of old Aberdeen and it’s holy clericate? Did we not find it unknown, and the Mason Lodges there the most ignorant of all the ignorant, gaping for instruction from our deputies? Did we not find the same thing at London? And have not their missionaries been among us, prying into our mysteries, and eager to learn from us what is true Masonry? It is in vain therefore to appeal to judges; they are nowhere to be found; all claim for themselves the sceptre of the Order; all indeed are on an equal footing. They obtained followers, not from their authenticity, but from their conductiveness, to the end which they proposed, and from the importance of that end. It is by this scale that we must measure the mad and wicked explanations of the Rosycrucions, the exorcists and Cabalists. These are rejected by all good Masons, because incompatible with social happiness. Only such systems as promote this are retained. But alas, they are all sadly deficient, because they leave us under the domination of political and religious prejudices; and they are as inefficient as the sleepy dose of an ordinary sermon.” - Adam Weishaupt
I’m going to make a counter that counts down until my footer ends it’s countdown.
and i’ll make a counter to count that.
I almost forgot: Welcome to the cult [COLOR=Green]Constable Cheifly British of the Royal Castle[/COLOR].
Yes! Green Lantern, you are not un-welcomed with open and/or closed arms depending on the day of the week that is based on the law of acceptance on page 3, column 14, line 22 of the holy non-affiliated bible that doesn’t exist, except maybe in Spain.
[COLOR=White]Now I’m off to read more Dr. Seuss for inspiration.[/COLOR]
Those spanish bastards stole a copy?!?!
You know how those spaniards do it. Take, Take, Take.
I think you should have become Red Lantern.
I wanted to get away from red. It’s an evil color.
[COLOR=DarkRed] :gm: Me likes za red. Eh heh heh Eh heh heh. :gm: [/COLOR]
I am the leader of the marshmellows
as a member of the orginal (sp?) four, I demand a meeting here at once to consult the new member I haven’t heard about because I’ve been at school
Well I guess it sucks to be you buddy. Oh wait I start colleg Sept 1st. Oh wait it’s ont like high school, it’s better. w00t w00t!
[size=1][/size][size=1]Hey? How did I get unsubscribed from this thread? :{[/size]
No body expects the spanish inquisition! Señor.