Ronald MacDonald looking for a job

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Ronald McDonald Replaced by Timberlake
The global fast-food McDonalds franchise has just signed up Justin Timberlake - a singer-cum-dancer from the USA and popular with children - to a sponsorship-for-advertising deal for an undisclosed sum.
The Timberlake 35-city European concert tour will be now be sponsored by McDonalds, known worldwide for their inexpensive burger-and-fries meals. The tour is scheduled to start in Germany in November 2003
In a move to further play down their famous ‘Ronald McDonald’ character, the burger-making company want Timberlake to sing the new McDonalds’ themesong (I’m lovin’ it) in ‘rap style’ on their new commercials for television and cinema.

Source: abclocal.go.com

anybody know of a opening for a clown with a heart condition?

:beam:

Rev

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“So cry me a burger… you can go on and just…”

“I just wanna love ya nug-gg-gg-ets!”

Sounds like plan! :thumb:

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poor guy…

I wonder if he has any retirement benefits…

I mean the Ronald MacDonald Homes are for sick kid’s families, so will they take him in?

Rev

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Screw the Clown. I hate those things.

But to replace him with that curly haired sixty pound little girl is a crime.

With that timberlake clown I bet they are going to have to change all thier signs.

Over 100 Billion turned gay

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I detect something in your past put you off clowns, eh Fester?

Rev

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One of my 2 fears

:hair:

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that means also the Hamburgler, Grimace, the fries… all unemployed…

so sad… so very sad…

:frowning:

Rev

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*Originally posted by reverendflash *
**that means also the Hamburgler, Grimace, the fries… all unemployed…

so sad… so very sad…

:frowning:

Rev **

Who was that ugly arse girl duck/platapuss thingy?

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Ya I heard last year of rumors they are going to slowly phase out the clown. McDonalds takes a lot of critazism for markating to young kids with the clown so they are looking and ways to minamize that. This way there are jsut goign to take flack for using such a tool of a spokesman.

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“Ronny” tries a new image…

Rev

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*Originally posted by fester8542 *
**One of my 2 fears

:hair: **

which are clowns and gay people, i suppose.

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::gets mental image of clowns running around in pink tutu’s redecorating people’s apts. forcefully::

rofl

Rev

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*Originally posted by pinx *
**which are clowns and gay people, i suppose. **

Gay people? ummm…no

Clows and Electricity

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*Originally posted by fester8542 *
**Gay people? ummm…no

Clows and Electricity **

which are you more afraid of, Volts, amps or Watts?

Rev

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Amps.

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but amps can’t hurt you if you don’t have enough [edit] watts[/edit]…

Rev

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Regardless man.

I was bit by 240 a few years ago and Ive been horrified by it since.

::shudders::

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just a few simple rules to keep you from getting toasted…

and yes, I have had that “burnt hair” smell coming from me as well…

respect is a good thing…

Rev

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I like Ronald - they should keep him around. McDonalds just wouldnt be the same without him there ya know.

Speaking of retirement, I bet now you will see him in those adds, just like spiderman and the hulk - those are classic ads :slight_smile: