I thought this was hillarious…
Saddam’s Inbox Hacked! [Uros “2Lions” Jojic] 9:15pm(GMT)
HAHAHA! This is just funny as hell! Wired News is reporting that Saddam Hussein’s email account (press@uruklink.net) has been hacked into.
Saddam’s Chief Adviser: Sir, we got another alarming report! It is the same message again! “Enlarge your cock! Grow 3” in two days!"
Saddam: Hassan, look up the word - cock! What are they saying? Is that possible?!
Saddam’s Chief Adviser: Sir, they seem to be referring to a rooster! A fighting rooster! War! Clearly, this is a coded message!
Saddam’s Chief Adviser: I think it is a coded message, Sir! This message seems to be in close connection with “TeenPink4u.com!” coded messages we’ve been getting for the past couple of weeks!
Obviously, they must be referring to a new type of spy plane! War is upon us, they’re growing cocks and developing teen pink!
Saddam: Yes, it must be so! It says here “HOT SPY CAM PICS!” They are on to us! Quickly, restart the computer!
Saddam’s Chief Adviser: It is not responding, Sir! It is asking us to JOIN NOW! first!
Saddam: We will never join west! Never! HAHAHA! They can bring their cocks and teen pink but we will not succumb!
I got the story from ActionTrip under october 28 news 
