Some funnies 4 yah

it’s my birthday and i’m feeling playful…

just got sent these company slogans …

enjoy =O)

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign

“We’re #1 in the #2 business.”

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

At a Proctologist’s door

“To expedite your visit please back in.”

On a Plumber’s truck

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On a Plumber’s truck

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber…”

Pizza Shop Slogan

“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door

“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

At a Towing company

“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an Electrician’s truck

“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Nonsmoking Area

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door

“Push. Push. Push.”

At an Optometrist’s Office

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Taxidermist’s window

“We really know our stuff.”

In a Podiatrist’s office

“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Fence

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

At a Car Dealership

“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

In a Restaurant window

“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”**

At a Propane Filling Station

“Thank heaven for little grills.”

And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop

“Best place in town to take a leak.”