you probaly heard tha one before, but i´m gonna say it anyway (-:
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[FONT=century gothic]In a medical conference, three doctors are braging about theyr country medical achievements…
**:flower: French doctor - ** Do you know that in france we made a sucessful brain transplant in a dumb man, and he was searching for job in six months after that?
**:tie: German doctor - ** good… but in my country we made the same thing with a pacifistic one, and he was getting ready for war in no more than three months!
**:phil: American doctor - ** nah… that´s nothing! in USA we get a brainless man in the white house, and half of the country is searching for jobs while the other half is reading themselves for war!!
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During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his
politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands
up and tells him “Mr. President, I got 3 questions:”
How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor,
you still won the election?
Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
Don’t you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave
the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions.
Joey stands up and tells him “Mr. President, I got 5 questions:”
How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you
still won the election?
Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
Don’t you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
