Stupidest dare ever

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So my buddy from work last night at a bar bet me $20 that I would not go a whole day at work banging into everyone I walked by at work and apologizing like I didnt mean to do it.

So I took him up on it. I have banged into everyone I have walked past…My boss…female admins…everyone.

So I go out for a smoke and I waklk past this one kid brian, I bang into him…I realize I forgot my butts bang into him on my way back to my desk. I grab my butts walk back past him again bang into him and apologize. Finish my smoke and he is still talking to the same guy and I bang into him and seriously apologize for doing it.

Nobody had caought on yet and I am 1/2 way through the day. We went out to lunch at Chili’s and I was still banging into people…

Its pretty cracked.

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Lol, that’s pretty stupid indeed, but fun :lol:

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ROFL!

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You don’t have a black eye yet?

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haha - so tell us how the rest of the day went! :stuck_out_tongue:

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HAHAHAHA!!! That is one of the funniest things I’ve heard, I’d love to be a fly on the wall watching you nail everyone you pass!!! Man, too funny!!!

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well lets see I had to go across the street Banged into someone coming into my building, hit up the director of marketing, and the vp of sales…

my co-worker already gave me the $20 because its obvious to the whole company now.

Its funny because people are tying to avoid me.

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So should we help you look for a new job just in case you get fired?

:tie:

(Remind me to never make bets while in a bar.) :stuck_out_tongue:

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lol…yeah its definitly a possibility dude…lol
Im leaving right after this post…

::shuts down PC::

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Reread this thread ignoring all instances of “into” :smiley:

(btw Im impressed you’ve been pulling this off fester ;))

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Thats awesome Fester, remember, keep your chainsaw OFF when banging into people :wink:

That is, if you’re carrying around a chainsaw :wink:

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HAHAHA!

Its even funnier if you do what sen said! “I banged someone coming into my building”

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ahem!..its a machette… :love:
j/k

lol…and sen I actually read everything leaving out the “into” and it was funny considering I basically screwed everyone at work… :lol: leave it to you to read it that way…ha ha

well I made it through the day… lets see if I have a job on monday

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and for one poor bastard - four times :!:
… [size=1]and that was all during a smoke break from the others[/size]

whata sick puppy :wink:

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lol…I dont like being dared… :evil:

:beam:

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haha funny the first time I read it, even funnier the second time without the intos.

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you need to tell us what happens on Monday Fester when you go back to work :thumb:

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I seriously hope you were able to deck at least one person. Maybe a weedy young intern or something?