oh man, this cracked me up. a couple of months ago we were at a club, and there was this hot chick a friend of mine (who doesn’t come with us that much) really liked. he’s kinda a wuss and he never dares to talk to a chick he doesn’t know. i swear, the whole night he was looking at this chick like she was some sort of goddess 
well, i kept telling him “just go over there, talk to her man, what kind of a wuss are you!” but in a funny way, just to give him some confidence. well, later that evening, he saw the girl was leaving home (she took her purse and stuff) and he finally decided to talk to her before she left. he went up to her and said (oh yeah, this was the first thing he said 
) “do you have msn?” the girl nods her head “can i have it?” the girl nods “no” and he was completely devastated and me and some other friends of mine just couldn’t stop laughing
well, today that guy called me at work: “check out page 31 of the paper, down bottom, check it out!” i just couldn’t believe what i saw. this chick placed a contact ad in the paper “2 months ago at versuz you asked me if i had msn, i nodded yes, then you asked me if you could have it, i nodded no. i was way too shy and i really hope you can give me a second chance”
can you believe this? he doesn’t know if it’s the right girl yet, but it must be, right? what are the chances of the exact same thing happening to some other guy in the same club around the same date
