The Forum Posters Rhapsody

An orignal piece.

You can download it here.

Heres the lyrics cuz maybe sometimes you cant hear? idno.

We all know you
got the itch to vent
but please try notepad,
word, or a paper and pen

We dont want to hate you
but as far as we can tell
that you just might be
The thread poster from hell

Chorus:
This is a song
for those who dont search
or read forum topics
or google things first

consider it a warning
cuz next time we talk
ill be shovin your mouse so far up your butt
that you wont be able to walk

Cuz we just dont care
so please spare us
when you post its like
gettin hit with a bus

full of crap,
just like you
when you open your mouth
all that comes out is poo.

chorus

Try and put yourself
in a mod’s shoes
Deletin bogus posts
gives them the blues

Please dont think
they dont care cuz they do
Locking a post hurts
them more than you

chorus

Dear poster heres a word
of advice to you from me
smilies are a priveleage
not a right you see

So next time you got the urge
to whine and be an ***
try out a blog or the waambulance
cuz we’d rather pass.