The Most Bizarre yet REAL eBay Auctions!

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Hey, I figured I’d start a “Dave the Goofy Professor’s Fun Thread” on here. If you don’t like it just don’t reply, close the thread or even delete it if you’d like. But every once in a while I will come into this thread and post one of the most rediculous, bizarre and/or funny items that someone has posted on eBay. It’s really neat to see how stupid and silly the things are that are listed on eBay! Someone once sold the Belly Button Lint of Britney Spears for over $75 or a Grilled Cheese Sandwhich that resembled the Virgin Mary for $28,000! I guess these auctions have grown to where Jay Leno has a segment every Tuesday discussing these goofy auctions listed on eBay and it’s to the point where these auctions have a cult following. A couple weeks ago I discovered the Cheeto that looks like Snoopy from the Peanuts Cartoon on eBay and the [URL=“http://cgi.ebay.com/Human-Humanoin-Alien-Skull-Shaped-Popcorn-Kernel-LOOK_W0QQitemZ150231387482QQihZ005QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem”]Skull Shaped Popcorn Kernel! If you look hard enough you will find dozens of these wacky but fun eBay auctions listed on eBay each and every day. I will do my best to entertain you with my findings from time to time in this thread or if you get bored you can venture to my site [URL=“http://www.goofyauctions.com”]GoofyAuctions.com where I post 4 new bizarre eBay findings each day.

For my first find that I wanted to share with you it is:

A Peanut That Resembles The Egyptian Queen, Nefertiti:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Amazing-Peanut-That-Resembles-Egyptian-Queen-Nefertiti_W0QQitemZ320263307335QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

PS… feel free to add your own auctions you find on here!

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If only I could get away with selling myself… or at least renting myself out. :smirk: Welcome, btw.

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thanks for the welcome…and believe it or not people sell their own souls even on eBay…

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I sell most of my body parts on ebay, for various purposes and intents

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That skull-shaped popcorn is pretty awesome.

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Kinda feels like this thread is spam, but not really. heh ; )

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99 cents, PLUS 14 BUCKS SHIPPING. Somethings wrong . . .

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When you puchase something that rare and delicate, you can’t expect anything less than the fastest, most reliable shipping. Right?

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What if you don’t have a soul to sell?

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You can have my soul, :fab:

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I already sold mine for a cigarette in 1997.

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nice one…

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I have a faulty… I mean wonderful condition electronic keyboard if anyone wants it :stuck_out_tongue:

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Abe Lincoln in drywall texture:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Abe-Lincoln-in-drywall-texture_W0QQitemZ270245770444QQihZ017QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Oh Dave, you’re so goofy.

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Posted by These Peoples
Undoubtedly the most unusual piece of popcorn ever popped. Instantly recognizable as a skull, what kind thought? Human? Alien? Demon? My sister and I popped this one spooky winter night in Northern California. She knew it was special, and could not be eaten. We were going to keep it, but we are so scared of its power that we have decided to let it go- take advantage of this. Don’t be outbid on this piece of history. Kernel is about one month old, and can start the most insane of intelligent conversation. Shipping is 4.00 (will be shipped in a highly protective manner) Please feel free to email us with any questions. CLICK ON SMALLER PICTURES TO ENLARGE

Really Intelligent Conversation?

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Haha, I didn’t even see that line about intelligent conversation. It must be it’s demon powers.

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I never knew corn was such a threat

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Chicken Nugget That looks like JAY LENO!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Chicken-Nugget-That-looks-like-JAY-LENO-Amazing_W0QQitemZ230262983951QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Someone track this guys IP and see if he is the auctioneer of these incredibly retarded auctions.