THe Olympics Comments (very funny and true)

The Olympics comments !

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators
so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

  1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

  2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I
    speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

  3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially
    my mother and father.”

  4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even
    some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

  5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should
    think we can expect the same thing again.”

  6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition
    doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

  7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife
    of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

  8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like
    they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

  9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so
    well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
    kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”