Guys, you have to check out this site: http://www.knplogic.co.uk/sport/commentators.html
My favorites are:
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious”
“This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.”
“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.”
Enjoy…
This one is the very best:
“There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class” - (David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics)
these made me laugh
“One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”
(US TV commentator)
“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
(Metro Radio)
rotflmao
lol those are great! 
I laughed sooo hard … :!: … that is great
oh man, thanks for the laugh this morning 
your welcome
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(Winston Bennett)
supaaaa Love tha site man
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